09/06/11

New Year SMS



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Kas Khusiyno Ki Ek Dukan Hoti
Aur Usme Hamari Pahchan Hoti
Lelete Apke Liye Sari Khusiyna
Chahe Unki Kimat Hamari Jan Hoti!
Happy New Year 2011

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Tamam Sabuto or gawaho ko nazer m rakhte
 hue Message Padhne wale ko dhara 1-jan-2011
 k tahat “Happy New Year” Kahte Hue Aap sab
ko Zindgi bhar Khush rahne ki saza sunai jati hai.

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Har saal Aata hai
Har saal Jata hai
Iss saal aapko wo sab mile
Jo Apka Dil Chahta Hai.
Happy New Year

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Happy New Year
Mujhe maalum hai ye bahut jaldi hai
Par Kya karoo
Abhi tak bahoot se young sexy smart
dosto ko wish karna hai, tau socha
pahale Bujurogo ko nipta le…

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Aaj saal ka Akhiri din hai
Koi bhi galati ki ho
Koi bhi gustakhi ki ho
Koi bhi galati ho gayi
Koi bhi khata ki ho
tau please
please
please
please
aaj hi mafi maang lena
kyonki mai khoosh mood mai hoo…

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Phuool khilte rahe zivan ki rah me,
khushi chamkti rahe apki nigah me,
har kadm pe mile khushi ki bahar apko,
ye dost deti he naye saal ki shubhkamnaye apko.
Happy New Year 2011

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Hum Aapke Dill Main Rahte Hain!
Saare Dard Aap Ke Sahte Hai!
Koi Hum Se Pahle “Wish” na karde aapko!
is liye Phale “Happy New Year” Kahte hai..

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Naye Sapane
Naye Apne
Naye Vade
Naye Kasme
Naye Manzil
Naye Rahe
Nayi Baat
Naya Vishwas
Kooch Simple
Kooch Khas
Har Pal rahe Bindass

Happy New Year 2011

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Pura ho aapke sare Aim,
Sada barte rahe aap ki Fame,
Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,
Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.
Wish you a..Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity.

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Aap Jahan jaye wahan se kare Fly all Tear
Sab Log Aap ko hi mane apna Dear
Aap ki har Raah ho Always Clear…
Aur Khuda dey Aap ko Ek Jakkas New Year.

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Is Naye Saal mai..
Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.

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Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tuje Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!

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Aay dost tu nay mujhay bahot pyaar diya,
Hamara bahut khayal rakha,
Lakin ab juda honay ka waqat aa gaya hai.
Sirf aur sirf tumhara 2010

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Is rishte ko yunhi banaye rakhna,
Dil me yaado k chirag jalaye rakhna,
bahut Pyara safar raha 2010 ka,
apna sath 2011 me bhi banaye rakhna.
Happy New Year

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Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,
Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale,
Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.
Happy New Year 2011.

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Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho apko naya saal,
Hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai.
Happy New Year 2011.

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Beet gaya jo saal, Bhul jaayein,
Is Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein,
Karte hai hum Dua Rab se,
Sar Jhukake..
Is Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke…
Happy New Year 2011

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Aa gale lag ja mere yaar
Dedo jadu ki chappi do, char
Aise hi kat jaye zindagi without any risk
Is umeed ke sath wish you a
Very Happy New Year

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Is Naye Saal mai..
Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarak ho tuje mere Yaar.

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Old year sabse ho raha hai dur,
Kya kare yahe hai kudrat ka dastor,
Purane yaadein sochkar udas na ho tum,
Naye saal aayahe chalo…
Dhoom machale, dhoom machale dhoom!!

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Day by day
Appki khusiya ho jaye Doubke,
Appki zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Job me ho jaye is bar Promotion Triple,
Khuda rakkhe humesha Appko Smart & Fit,
Appke liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!
Happy New Year 2011

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Bith gaya jo saal, Bhul jayye,
Is Naya Saal ko Gale lagaye,
Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake...
Is Saal ka Sare Sapne poore ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*

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Is Naye Saal mai..
Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.

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Poore ho aapke sare Aim,
Sada badhti rahe aap ki Fame,
Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,
Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.
Wish you a..Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity.

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Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tuje Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!

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Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,
Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale,
Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.
Happy New year.

Wife Sms



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Wo kia cheez hay
Jo biwi apnay husband ko sari umar nahi deti
Bar bar magney per bhi nain deti.
Aur yeh illegal bhi nain hy??
.
.
Guess??
?
?
Come on yar?
?
?
Sakoon

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1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya
dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi
admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye
2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

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Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

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Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

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Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

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Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,

Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha

Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai

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Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..

Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

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Husband – tum kon hoo

Biwi – pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye

HUSBAND – nasha her gham bhola deta hai

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Wife:
suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.

Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas

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Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
Jana k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,”Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?”
Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko…
Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo
Husband: peeche line mein lag jao…

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Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….??

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Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D

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Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

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Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?

Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…

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Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti”

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Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k
liye inkaar kia tha.
Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!

Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!

Santa Banta SMS



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Jeeto sent Santa for shopping.
She told him to get something that
 will make her look sexy. He came
 back with 2 bottles of vodka for himself.

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Santa: Why are you crying, darling?
Jeeto: I baked a cake and the dog ate it all up.
Santa: Don't worry, I will get you another dog.

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Santa standing on the platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa, you'll die.
Santa: Fool, you'll die; Because haven’t you heard, the train is coming on the platform?

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Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & dragged Jeeto with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.

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Santa: I do not want to marry coz I am afraid of women.
Banta: Get married soon, then u'll be afraid of only one woman & start loving all other women!

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Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of the horse & says, `You can note down the number`.

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Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doctor.
Dr: What happened?
Son: Don’t know about the disease but since morning he is on VIBRATION mode.

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Santa goes to buy an underwear. On choosing one, he asks, How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500 only.
Santa: I need a daily wear so show me a regular underwear not the party underwear.

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While walking in the highlands, Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: Are U okay?
Santa: Yeah!

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Santa: Why do you close your eyes while playing the piano?
Banta: I can't see the agony of the audience.

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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't have any more work.
Santa: That's all right, sir. In fact, I am just the right person in this case. You see, I won't ask you to give me work anyway!

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Santa: I couldn't slept all night in the train.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Got upper berth.
Banta: Why didn't u try to exchange your berth?
Santa: Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth.

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Santa: Will U marry, after I die?
Jeeto: No, I will live with my sister.
Jeeto: Will U marry, after I die?
Santa: No, I will also live with your sister.

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Judge: Why were u arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that’s not a crime. Anyway, how early were u shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.

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Jeeto (standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled, and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment?
Santa: Your eyesight is still excellent!

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Santa: Dear son, this time you have to get at least 95% marks.
Pappu: No dad, I will get 100% this time.
Santa: Why are u telling a joke?
Pappu: Who started first?

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Santa: Why are you crying?
Banta: The elephant is dead.
Santa: Was he your pet?
Banta: No, but I'm the one who has to dig his grave.

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Santa: Once when I was playing on a road, a speeding bike hit me and I fell down on the earth unconsciously.
Banta: Oh my God! Did you survive that accident or you died?
Santa: I don’t remember exactly, I was only 3 years old at that time.

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Santa: Why are you crying?
Banta: The elephant is dead.
Santa: Was he your pet?
Banta: No, but I'm the one who has to dig his grave.

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Santa: Once when I was playing on a road, a speeding bike hit me and I fell down on the earth unconsciously.
Banta: Oh my God! Did you survive that accident or you died?
Santa: I don’t remember exactly, I was only 3 years old at that time.

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Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.

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Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.

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Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega,
Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega,
Tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko,
Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega.

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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

Sardar Sms

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Sardar : Apne bete se bola,
Baywaqoof…kaisa machis lay k aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.

Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.

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Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di…??

Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p

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Sardar to Shopkeeper:-
Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya.

Sardar: – Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

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2 Sardar sit in a coffee shop
1st: “jaldee pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayai gi”
2nd: “Tu kia?
1st: arey bay waqoof, menu card parh!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/-
&
COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-

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Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

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Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?

Sardar: Areh,gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai,
is sey pehley k accident ho jae,
jaldi jaldi ghar pohunchain gay!

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Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour say Dekh raha tha.
Begam Booli, Tussi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahey Ho?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon, mil hi nahin rahi :-s

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1 sardar khali plate ma roti dubo ker kha raha tha ….
kisi na pocha k tum kis k sath roti kha rahay ho..
sardar answered i am a mathematician
main na daal suppose ki hue ha…:)

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Sardar 1: o yar!
Me kal film dekhne theater gaya!
Wahan such much admi ko kat rahe thy
sardar2: o tu konse theater gaya tha?
Sardar1:
“Operation Theatre”

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Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye …

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye ga…


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3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

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Sardar G Dukandar Se.

1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.

Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nahe,
6up,
1 Down Hay :p

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Sardar:O tere result da ki banya?
Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class
wich 1 sal hor laggay ga?

Sardar:Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par
fail na hovin mera puttar.

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Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega

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Man sees Sardar-G
standing in d middle of
a huge field of grass
& notices,
He is just standing dere,
doing nothing,
looking @ nothing
Man asks: Sardar-G
what r U doing ?
Sardar-G: I’m trying 2
win a noble prize
Man: How?
Sardar-G: Well I heard
they give d noble prize
2 ppl who r
outstanding in their field

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Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay
jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya.
Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga
aur bola:
.
.
.
.
kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun,
tu to ghar ja.

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A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon

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Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date
k liye oil mein naha k jata hai
GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay?
Sardar: meine suna tha k
har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;->

Insult Sms



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Main nay pocha AQAL kia hoti hai?

Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai

Sagar ne kaha: bohut gehri hoti hai,

Aap ne kaha:

AQAL

Hain, woh kia hoti hai? :-)

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Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir
Ullu

??
Ullu
??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa

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Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai,
Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai,
Socha Tumko Bandar keh Dun…
Magar us kambakhat me Bhi Dimaag hai.

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Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

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Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,

Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki…

Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki

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Suno

Mehsoos karo

Badal ki garaj

Bijli ki chamak

Barish ki ek ek boond

Tumse

Cheekh cheekh ker kah rahi hai
?
?
?
?
“NAHA LO”
EID Bohut door hay
:p

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Congratulation!

Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai

Bayghairut zameen per

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Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko
badi fursat mein banaya hoga…. ”
simple c baat hai,
faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.

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Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai
.
.
.
.
reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai….

woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!

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Dil ney dil say kuch kehna chor dia,
Ankhon nay ankhon say milna chor dia,

Lux Rs.25 ka kia howa,
Aap nay tu mo dhona hi chor dia..

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Dil main tum
dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho

Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain

Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain

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Main nay aap ko kal
khuwab main HOROON
k darmiyan daikha.

Main nay khuda say pocha,
Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai.
Khuda nay farmaya:
is ko jaza nahin,
HOROON ko SAZA mili hay

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Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,
Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,
bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega

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Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,

Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p

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Ik larki thi deewani si
Mobile lay kay chalti thi
Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar
Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujh se
Mujh se poocha karti thi
ON kaise hota hai?
yeh
ON kaise hota hai?

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Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..

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Dil nay kaha chalo SMS kero
socha”DIL TOU PAGAL HAI”
phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,Kisko kerna hai
!
!
!
!
Wo konsa “Normal” hai.

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Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

sirf ek bar..

December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,

wo bhegi bhegi ratain,

wo haseen lamhaat,

jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,

jub tum ne..

kaha!

Aande lee loo, garam aande

Naughty Sms



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Kiss kisi ki mahphil me,
Kiss kisi ne kiss kisi ko kiss kiya.
Ek hum hai jisne her kiss ko miss kiya,
Aur ek aap hai jisne har miss ko kiss kiya.

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Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye, Mind me nahi
Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai
Kyonki hum mind blowing hai

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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

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Nayi nayi shadi thi,Naya tha zamana.
Dulha bechain tha,
sunne ko gana.
Dulhan ne shuru kiya...
BHAIYA MERE RAKHI KE BANDHAN KO NIBHANA.

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agar tum ho haseen ,toh bure hum bhi nahi,
agar tum rehte ho mahalon mein,
toh sadak par hum bhi nahi,
pyar karke kehte ho.....hoon mein shadi shuda,
to kaan khol kar soon lo ...
kunware to hum bhi nahi.....

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jawab to mil jate hai,
kabhi difficult sawaal toh bhejo,
forward toh bahut karte ho,
kabhi khud ka khayal toh bhejo.....

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aansoo baha baha kar dariya bana diya,
khud apni maut ka asaan jariya bana diya,
maangkar mumtaz ne taz~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (www.clickdunia.in) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~e~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (www.clickdunia.in) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~mahal,
shahjahan ko raja se kadiya bana diya.......

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har khushi teri taraf mor doon tere liye chand tare tak tor doon khusion k
darwaze tere liye khol doon itna kafi hai ya 2 4 jhoot aur bol doon

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ROZ LOGON SE AAPKE PANGE HONGE
ROZ AAPKE GHAR MEIN DANGE HONGE
YAAD RAKHNA MUJHE SMS NAHI KIYA
TO AAPKE 420 BACCHE HONGE
AUR SAB LUCCHE, LAFANGE AUR GANJE HONGE

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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (www.clickdunia.in) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~paas hota hai

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achhe kapde pehente ho
aur pure style rakhte ho
dil me gussa aur face pe
smile rakhte ho
Naak pochhna aata nahi
aur haath me mobail rakhte ho

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Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
Luv You Oye Bubbly!!

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Husna to har ladki ki ada hai
Husna to har ladki ki ada hai
Husna to har ladki ki ada hai
Husna to har ladki ki ada hai
wa wa………..

Jo isse muhobat smge vo subse bra “GDDHA” HAI

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A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.

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Funny Sms



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Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum main chhod de,
hum woh nahi joh tumse nata tod de,
hum woh hain ki agar teri saanse
ruk jae to tuj se apni sanse joor de.

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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

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Sms na karke dil tod diya, mobile dafna dena,
Kafan na mile to apna rumaal udaa dena.
Koi puche rog kya tha to nazre jhuka kar tu kanjusi bata dena..

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Hum hum hain, tum tum ho
Na hum kam hain
Na tum kam ho
To kis bat ka gam hai
SMS bhejte raho,
Tabhi tu lage ga k mobile wale mein dam hai.

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Dinse raat hone ko aaai hai
Pata nahin ye kaisi judai hai
Parwah nahin karte wo apne dost ki
Na jane ye kaisi dosti nibhai hai..

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Eid ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.
Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta hai.
Hum to sms bhejte rehte hai par
Aajkal aapka sms mushkill se milta hai…

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Chahane se har baat nahi hoti,
Thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti…..
Jinhe hum jaan se jyada chahte hai,
Unse har roz mulakat nahi hoti…..

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Durr kahin wadi main rahta hai woh!
Har lamha khayal main rahta hai woh!
Kaisa hai woh kis haal main hai woh!
Dil ka har sawal main rahta hai woh!

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Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta
Marne wale ke saath har koi nahi marta
Arey… Marne ki baat to door rahi
Yahan to zindgi hai phir bhi koi yaad nahi kar..

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Lamhe judai ke bekarar kerte hain,
Haalat mere mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki aapse pyaar karte hain.

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Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi….

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Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum,
Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge.

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Badi muddat se chaha hai tumhe
Badi duaaon se paya hai tumhe
Thuje bhulane ka sochu bhi kaise,
Kismat ki lakiroon se churaya hai tumhe..

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Tera naam bhi usme zarur aayega,
Agar ye padkar bhi tune reply nahi kiya,
To pehla prize bhi tujhe mil jaayega

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Darr-darr bhatkate hain armaan ki tarha,
Har koi humse milta hai anjaan ki tarha,
In dosto se call ki kya aas karen,
Ye to SMS bhi karte hain ehsaan ki tarha

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Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge…

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Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge!!!!:?

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Love Is Like A Pant
But Friendship
Is Like A Chaddi
Bcoz
Pant Phat Bhi Jaye To
Chaddi Izzat Bacha Leti Hai
So Thanx 4 Being My
Chaddi Friend…

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Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon
Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon
Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na
Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon

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A couple had a fight whole night…
Later Next morning, Husband offered a glass of milk to his wife.
Wife – You are sorry for fighting with me?
Husband – No… Today is Nag Panchami,
Le Nagin Pee Le….

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Momino!
RAMADAN Qareeb Hai..

Aap Sab Se Request Hai
K Apnain Mobile Me Save
Jokes,
Pics,
Girls No’s

Delete Karnai Se Pehle
Mujhey send Karen..

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Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,

Isi Liye Tou .
.
.
.
.
Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
“BHAI”

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Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye

Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??

Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..


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Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke,
Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje,
Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi,
Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.


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Boy : Jan-e-man!
Totay howay dil se pyaar karogi
ya
dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi?

Girl : Kameenay!
Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga
ya
chappal tootnay tak pitega.


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Agar raat ko koi Aapke kamre me Aaye,
Tumhare Badan ko chume,
Gaalo ko kiss kare,
toh Romantic maat bano,
.
.
.
.
“MOSPEL” lagao MACHHAR BHAGAO…

April Fool SMS



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Have Changed My Number,
Note Down My New No.
And Plz Give Me A Miss Call.

My New Number Is…..
.
.
.
.
.
.
“100?
Dum Hai To Miss Call mar!

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Advance Aprilfool sms
31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl?
April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll

Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful?
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
? aprilfool, aprilfool ?

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In hasino se Rasme Wafaor Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!

Aap jaisa koi meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye
Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye
Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye
Aap jaisa bewakoof meri jhhoti baaton per yakeen kare to “APRIL FOOL” banjaye…

Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu….?

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I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Happy April Fools Day

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Congratulations!

After 40 years and 40 days, You’ve made it!
This is the last page.

Thank you for visiting the End of the Internet.

If you Click your back button, It will not work!

NO links on this page will work!

Now, “SHUT” down your computer and do something productive!

Write 60 letters and mail them at the post office…
Have lunch at the kitchen table…
Take your doggie for a walk…
Go play Bingo…
Go for a swim…
Go read a book…

Shout HIP – HIP – HORRAY!

And don’t forget…
Tell your friends YOU found “The End Of The Internet.”


Happy April Fool.!

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Plz don”t read this

Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!

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Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.

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When things go wrong


When sadness fills your heart


When tears flow in your eyes


Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

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FOOLse FOOLne FOOLonki FOOLwari me
FOOL ke sath wish kiya- O FOOL,
your are the most beautiFOOL,
wonderFOOL & colorFOOL amongst all FOOLS.

Happy April FOOLs day

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In hasino se Rasme Waf
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai€¦
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai¦!

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Khush toh bohut hoge tum,
baat hi kutch aisi hai,
1st april jo ho rahi hai,
dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,
aur kyo na ho….saal mein ek hi toh din aata hai jo

hota hai sirf tumhaare naam.

Happy april fool

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In hasino se Rasme Waf
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai€¦
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai¦!

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If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

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Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain¦
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to HARI Mirchi-hai

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Quaid-e-Azam k Matric mein Pakistan Studies mein kitne marks aaye thay . . . ?

A-21
B-48
C-65
D-84

Dekhte hain Quaid k baray mei aap ko kitna pata hai . . ?

Ans: Us Waqt Pakistan Nahi Tha Tu Pakistan Studies Kahan sE Hogi…

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Dard bhara ek shair arz hai…
hath pe lag gayi sui
arz kiya hai
hath pe lag gayi sui
zara tawajja se sunain
hath pe lag gayi sui



oui oui oui oui oui

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Khush toh bohut hoge tum,
baat hi kutch aisi hai,
1st april jo ho rahi hai,
dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,
aur kyo na ho….saal mein ek hi toh din aata hai jo

hota hai sirf tumhaare naam.

Happy april fool

Fool Sms



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Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...

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Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.
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Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli,
 nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,.....
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

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Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai

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If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they
say you are stupid,be cool but if they
 say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

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I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,
kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.
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Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen
 unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger
kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

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jinhe aadat hai bhul jane ki,
hum unhe hi yad karte hai,
jisne hamare chaman ko pattharo se tora hai,
hum aaj bhi unke liye fariyad karte hai

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You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

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sabse smart koun TUM sabse strong
koun TUM in sab me TUM se jyada
koun HUM Lekin duniya me sabse
acche dost kaun HUM TUM

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Kuch rishte anjaane me ho jate hain
Pehle dil fir zindgi se jud jate hain
Kehte hain us daur ko dosti jisme
Dil se dil na jaane kab mil jate hain

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Aasman me ur raha tha ghode wah wah
Aasman me ur rahe the ghode abe chutiya
k lode kabbi dekha aasman m udte
ghodeAasman me ur raha tha ghode wah wah Aasman

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1 Stone is enough 2 brk a glass
1 Sentence is enough 2 break a heart
1 Sec is enough 2 fall in luv But
why d hell 1 lesson isn t enough 2 PASS in Xam

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Meri Mohabbt Pe Yakeen Kar Na Shaq
Kar Meri Hasi Ko Dekh Kar Mere Dil
Ko Cheer Kar Dekhlo Fir Na Rona Har
Tukde Pe Apna Chehra Dekh Kar

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Ashiyana Jo Dil Ne Basana Chaha
Sari Duniya Ne Use Mitana Chaha Wo
Jane Q Humse Door Hote Chle Gaye
Jinhe Hamne Sirf Apna Banana Chaha

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Life doesn t provide warranties
and Guarantiees It only provides
possibilities and opportunities for
those who dare to make best use of it

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Govt Passed a new rule Beautiful girls
and handsome boys have to pay personality
Tax Don t smile iknow U are
safe But Meri to vaat lag gayi

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Aisi dosti hamari mai kasti tu savari
mai dhanush tu teer mai matar tu panir
mai varsha tu badal mai rajma tu chawal
mai HOT tu COOL mai aprail tu FOOL

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Ek black african girl ko god ne pankh de
diye khushi se boli WoW God kya ab mE pari
ban gayi hu God nhi pagli tu ab
chamgadad ban gayi hai

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Sir Bacho Bure Kaam Karne Wale Kaha
Pe Jate Hai Student Sir Bure Kaam
Karne Wale Indra Park Victoria Park
Shopping Mall Aur PVR Jate Hai

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Har Mahfil Har Dil Bhi Royega Jahan
Dubegi Meri Kisti wo Sahil Bhi Royega
Itna Pyar Bikher Denge Hum Zmin par K
Katal Karne K Baad Mera Katil Bhi Royega

Friends Love



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Mohabbat phir Mohabbat hai,
Kabhi Dil se nahi jati,

Hazaron rang hain isk,
Ajab hi dhang hain is k,

Kabhi Sehra
Kabhi Darya
Kabhi Jugnoo
Kabhi Ansoo

Kabhi Manzil kinare par,
Payasa mar deti hai
Aziyat hi Aziyat hai
Magar
Ye bhi haqiqat hai

Mohabbat phir Mohabbat hai,
Kabhi Dil se nahi jati…!

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Apna pyaar ko chupa na sake
Dewaana dil pe kaboo pa na sake
Aaj itne karib se guzar gaye wo
Phir bhi unke hath hum tham na sake!

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Apne hathoun ki lakeero mein basa le mujh ko
Mein hoon tera to naseeb apna banale mujh ko
Mujh se tu poochne aayi hai wafa ke mani
Yeh teri sada dilli maar na dale mujh ko

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Kitna bhi chaho na bhool paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik paoge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
Yaadein meri, magar…
Kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein!

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Mashooka: lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho toh.
Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyu na usey wahin rahney
diya jaye, agar main tumhare aankho mein doobonga to sahara dega.

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Aap ke liye hum aansoon baha sakte hai,
Chahe to duniya ki sari hadae tod sakte hai,
Ab sirf yahi hai hamare dil ka kehna,
Ki aap bas hamesha hamare paas rehna.

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Tere gam me tadap kar mar jayenge,
Mar gaye to tera naam lejayenge.
Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge,
Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge.

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Tum kahan kho gaye, kaise gum ho gaye,
Tapti dopahar mein, barfili sard raaton me aksar yaad aate ho,
Mujse na sahi, in hawaon se keh do,
Yeh hawayein aa-kar kano mein keh dengi,
Phir laut ke aane ko majbur kar dengi,
Main laut ke aaunga tumhare paas,
Yeh bandhan prem ka hai, dosti ka hai,
Aise-kaise toot jayega,
Mana bahana chahiye paas aane ko,
Tum anna chaho ya na chaho,
main to kab se tumhare kareeb hoon,
Tum lakh koshish karo, saath na chodoonga,
Main bhi kya karoon, man hi toh hoon aakhir,
Chanchalta mera swabhav hai,
Ab ja kar sthir hua hoon jindagi ke iss padav be aa kar,
Ek aur man paaya hai, jiski chanchalta ne mujhe jagaya hai,
Man se man ka mel hai ab toh,
Kya hoga aane wala pal hi batayega,
Dekhte hai kaun kise rulayega.

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Raat hogi toh neend aayegi,
Neend aayegi toh khawab aayenge,
Khawab aayenge toh aap aayenge,
Aap aayenge toh saath mein aapke baap aayenge,
Phir na neend ayegi, na khawab aayenge.

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Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun,
Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun,
Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh,
Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun.

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Raat hogi toh chand bhi duhai dega,
Khawaboon mein bhi wo cehera dikhai dega,
Yeh mohabbat hai zara sochke karna,
Ek aansu bhi gira to sunaai dega.

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Teri har ada mohabbat si lagti hai,
Ek pal ki bhi judai muddat si lagti hai,
Pehle nahi socha tha aab sochne lage hai,
Jindgi mai har pal teri jaroorat si lagti hai.

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Saath humara pal bhar ka sahi,
Par woh pal aise, jaise koi kal nahi,
Rahe zindagi mein shayad phir milna humaara,
Par mehekti rahengi tumhari
Yaadein humare sang sahi!

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Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo,
Jab tak pyaar aapse pyaar na kare.
Agar pyaar apse pyaar kare to,
Pyaar ko itna pyaar karo,
Ki pyaar kisi aur se pyaar na kare.

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Mein ne chand ko dekha to aap nazar aye
Mein ne taroon ko dekha to aap nazar aye
Mein ne phoolon ko dekha to aap nazar aye
Plz aap zara side par hona takay hamein kuch aur nazar aye.

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Kabhi hasata hai pyaar,
Kabhi rulata hai pyaar,
Har pal ki yaad dilata hai yeh pyaar,
Chaho ya na chaho,
Par aapke hone ka ehsaas dilata hai yeh pyaar.

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Apne dard-E-dil ka hamdard hame hi paaogey,
In tanhaiyon mein saath hame hi paaogey,
Door hain tum say to kya huwa,
In dooriyon mein sabse kareeb hame hi paaogey.

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Aakhen kholu to chehra tumhara ho,
Band karu to sapna tumhara ho,
Maar bhi jau to koi gam nahi,
Agar kafan ke badle achal tumhara ho.

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Mahak se mohabbat ki kam nahi hoti,
Mohabbat se zindagi kam nahi hoti,
Sath zindagi mein ho agar pyaar,
To zindagi zannat se kaam nahi hoti.

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Tanhaye mein jab beete lamho ki yaad aati hai,
Kya kahey jisam se jaan cheli jaati hai,
Yun toh unki berukhi yaad hai humein,
Per aankhe band kare toh surat unki nazar aati hai.

Friendship Sms



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Dosti ka haq Hum ada yun karte hai…
tere naam pe ye jaan fida hum karte hain…..
tujhko phool ka bhi Zakhm na Aane paaye….
hum khuda se yehi duaa karte hai…..

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Zindagai ki raaah me bahot se yaar milenge..
hum kya….humse bhi achche hazaar milenge…
in acchchonki beed me hume bhula mat dena….
Hum kahan tumhe baaar baar milenge..

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Dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata,
dil me lagi aag ko bhujaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi duri ho dosti mein,
aap jaise dosto ko bhulaya nahi jata.

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Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meree ho….
Aansoo tere nikle to aankhe meree ho…
Khuda kare teri meri dosti itnee gahree ho..k
Naukree tu kare aur salary meree ho……..

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Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par Le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

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Chand se jab mulakat hoti hai,
apke baare me unse kuch baat hoti hai,
wo kahte hai mere pass KhubSurat Sitare hai,
hum kahte hai unse bhi KhubSurat Dost humare hai….

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Zindgi nahi hume Doston se Pyari,
Dosto pe haazir hai jaan hamari,
Aankho me hamari aansu hai to kya,
Jaan se bhi Pyari hai Muskaan tumhari…!!

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Rishto ki dori kamzor hoti hai,
Aankhon ki baaten dil ki chor hoti hai,
Khuda ne jab bhi pucha dost ka matlab,
Hamari ungli aapki or hoti hai…

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Ajnabi galiyon se hum guzra nahi karte,
darde Dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
ye Pyara sa rishta sirf aapse hai,
warna itna yaad hum kisi ko kiya nahi karte…

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apke pass Dosto ka khazana hai,
par ye Dost aapka purana hai,
is Dost ko bhula na dena kabhi,
kyu ki ye Dost aapki Dosti ka Deewana hai…

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Dil me kuch bacha nahi dard k siwa,
aankho me aata nahi koi aansu k siva,
Dost tu mat saath chhodna mera,
zindagi me kuch bacha nahi teri Dosti k siwa…

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Ae barish jara tham k baras,
jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam k baras,
pehle na baras ki woh aa na sake,
phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake…

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Humne Jab Kabhi Khushi Mehsoos ki,
Har Kadam Pe aapki Kami Mehsoos ki,
Duur Rehkar bhi Aapki Dosti Kam na hui,
Ye baat humne Dil se Mehsoos ki.

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Koi itna chahe to batana,
koi itne naaz tumhare uthae to batana,
Dosti to har koi kar lega tum se,
koi hamari tarah nibhaye to batana…

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Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge….
Par tere SMS ka intezar karenge…..!

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Badi Muddat se chaha hai tujhe,
badi Duaon se paya hai tujhe,
tujhe bhulane ki sochu bhi to kaise,
Kismat ki Lakiron se churaya hai tujhe!

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Har karz Dosti ka ada karega kaun,
Jab hum hi nahi rahenge to Dosti karega kaun.
Ay khuda mere Dosto ko salamat rakhna,
Verna mere jeene ki dua karega kaun…

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Phulon se khubsurat koi nahi,
Sagar se gehara koi nahi,
Ab aapki kya tariff karu,
Dosto mein aap jaisa Dost koi nahi…

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Agar kal hum nahi bhi rahe,
Hamari yaadein sada rahengi.
Sirf nazare uthake chaand ko dekhna,
Hamari Dosti ki tasvir waha bani rahegi…

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Teri Dosti ne bahut kuch sikha diya
meri khamosh duniya ko jaise hasa diya
karzdar hu mein khuda ka…
jisne mujhe aap jaise Dost se mila diya…

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Dosti to sirf ittifaq hai
yeh to Dillon ki mulaqat hai
Dosti nahi dekhti ye din hai ki raat hai
isme to sirf wafadari or jazbaat hai!

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Mahek mohabbat ki kam nahi hoti,
Mohabbat se bhi zindgi kam nahi hoti,
Saath zindagi main Dosti ka ho agar,
To Zindagi ‘Jannat’ se kam nahi hoti…

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Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota
Har musafir jindagi ka sahara nahi hota
Milte hai bahot log is tanha jindagi mein
Par koi DOST tumsa pyara nahi hota!

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Dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jaata,
Dil me lagi aag ko bujhaya nahi jaata,
Kitni bhi duri ho Dosti me,
Aap jaise Dost ko bhulaya nahi jaata…

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Rishto ki kitab ka cover hai Dosti,
Dosti se bani hai hamari Hasti,
Khoon K rishto ki baat aap karte hai,
Hamare liye to Zindagi hai Aap Ki Dosti..

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Vaise to kai Dost hai hamare,
jaise asmaan me kai tare
par aap Dosti K aasman K woh chand hai
jiske samne fikey padte hai sare sitare…

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Do Dost The!
Achhe Dost The!
Bahut Achhe Dost The!
Kafi Jayda Achhe Dost The!
To Hone De
Apne Se Achhe Thodi Na Hain …

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Na Sathi Hai Koi
Na Hum Safer Hai Koi
Na Ham Kisi K Hein Na Hamara Hai Koi
Per Aap Se Mil Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ke Dost
Hamara Bhi Hai Koi…

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Ishq Aur Dosti Meri Zindagi Ka Unwan Hai
Ishq Meri Rooh Aur Dosti Mera Eman Hai
Ishq Pe Kardo Fida Mai Apni Sari Zindagi
Magar Dosti Par Mera
Ishq B Qurban Hai…

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Sweet Sa Weather Dhek Kar
Apni Sweet Si Friend Ki
Sweet Si Yad Ayi Tu Socha
K Sweet Sa Sms Kr Doon
Takey Hmari Sweet Si Friendship Mai
Thori Sweetness Aur Barh Jaye…

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Jo Pal Pal Chalti Rahe Wo Hai Zindagi
Jo Har Pal Jalti Rahe Wo Hai Roshni
Jo Pal Pal Khilti Rahe Wo Hai Mohabbat
Jo Kisi Bhi Pal Sath Na Chore Wo Hai
DOSTI…

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Kehte Hein Ke Ache Log
Mar Kar Sitary Ban Jatey Hain
Magar Hum Kehtay Hain K Achey Sitary
Toot Kar Aap Jaisey Dost Ban Jate Hein…

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Ye Dosti Meri Nhi Hamari Ha
Tbhi To Sab Rishto Se Pyari Ha
Zarori Nhi Dosto Ka Roz Milna
Tbhi To Sms Ka Silsila Jari Hay…

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Logo Ko Kehte Suna Aksar
Logo Ko Kehte Suna Aksar,
Zinda Rahe To Phir Milenge…
Magar Iss Dil Ne Mehsus Kiya Hai…
Milte Rahenge To Zinda Rahenge!!…

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Yon To Hum B Bharosa Kiya Nahi Karte.
Choclate Kya Toffee B Diya Nahi Karte.
Ye Baat Aap Se Hai Warna.
Msg Kya Hum Kisi Ko
Miss Call B Diya Nahi Krtay……

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DOSTI Or Pyar Nadi Pe Ghoomne Gae,
Pyar Nadi Mein Gir Gaya Q?
Q K Pyar Andha Hota Hai
Us K Peeche Dosti B Gir Gai Q.?
Q K Dosti Kabhi Saath Nahi Chorti…!…

Sorry Sms



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Begano se dosti ki gunjais nahi hoti,
Mout ke badh koi khavaish nahi hoti.
Saayad koi pyaar bhara dil tuta hoga,
Warna November ke mahine mein barish nahi hoti.
I am sorry!!!

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Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain
Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai
Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho
Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai..

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Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye
Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye
Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho
Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye…

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Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,
Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,
Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye…

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Humse koi galti ho jaye to maf karna
Yaad na kar paaye to maaf karna
Dil se to hum apko bhulenge nahi
Ye dil hi ruk jaye to maaf karna…

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Jo bhi mila woh ham se khafa mila
dekho dosti ka kya sila mila
umar bhar rahi faqat wafa ki talash
par har shaks mujh ko bewafa mila..

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Bhool se koi bhool hui to bhool samajh kar bhool jana.
Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko, bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.

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I'm sorry for blaming you...
For everything I just couldn't do…
And I've hurt myself by hurting you…
There's nothing I wouldn't do to hear your voice again…
Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won't be there…
It's hard to say goodbye when i

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Ladki :
Parso Mai Tumhe
Rakhi Bandhne Ayi
Thi, Par Tumne Nai
Bandhwai.. Q.?
.
.
.
.
.
Ladka- Agar Me Tere
Liye Mangalsutra
Lau To Kya
Bandhwayegi,
Baat Karti Hai...

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sorry muje maf kardo....
i knw ap muje maf kardo ge kyoki
mai har bar sorry to he bolta hu lolzz:p

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Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye
Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye
Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho
Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye

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Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,
Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,
Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye.

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Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain
Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai
Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho
Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai
Apologizing doesn’t mean that you are wrong
and the other is right.
It only means that you value the relationship much more than your ego…!!!

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I’m sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
 I’m sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
 I’m sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I’m sorry I love you, I can’t help it.

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What I Did Was Foolish & Impulsive
If I Cud Take It All Back I’d Do This So Instant
I Truly Didn’t Mean To Hurt You In Any Way
I’m Sorry For Hurting You

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The University of Ilinois has hired
15 women to smell pig manure all day so that
researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad.
You know who I feel sorry for? The woman
who applied for this job and got turned down.

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I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,
I can’t help it.

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When you realize you’ve made a mistake,
make amends immediately.
It’s easier to eat crow while it’s still warm.

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Feeling sorry for yourself,
and you present condition,
 is not only a waste of energy
 but the worst habit you could possibly have.

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I am sorry, Mother.
I named your anger.
A woman’s anger is not supposed to…

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Hi, I am an alien and
 I’m checking for some chicks in
your phonebook.. Searching.. Searching..
 Searching.. Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?

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How does one know if she has forgiven?
 You tend to feel sorrow over the circumstance
instead of rage, you tend to feel sorry for the person
 rather than angry with him. You tend to have nothing left to say about it all.

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I feel sorry for the person who can’t get genuinely
excited about his work. Not only will he never be satisfied,
but he will never achieve anything worthwhile.

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You can hit me
You can scold me
You can even torture me!
But please listen to me.
I am sorry
I would do anything to make up for it
Anything…

Advice Sms




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Agar Koi Puchhe life me Kya Khoya Kya Paya
To Bila_Jhijhak Kehna Jo Kuch Khoya Wo
Meri Nadani Hy Or Jo Kuch Paya
Wo Mere RAB Ki Meherbani Ha..

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Koi na milay to kismat se gila nahi kartay!
akSr log mil kar bhi mila nahi kartay!
har shaakh par bahaar aati hy Zaror!
par har shaakh par phool khila nahi kerta..

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Kisi insan ki khubi ko pehchano or usy bayan kro,
Lekin agar kisi ki khami mil jae to
yahan tumhari khubi ka imthan hai…

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Jis sy anchal bhi nahi sar ka sambhala jata…,

Us se kia khak tere ghar ki hifazat hogi…..!!!
This msg 4 all those boys who like fashionable girls.

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Life & time are the world’s best teachers.
Life teaches us the use of time
&
Time teaches us the value of life.

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Take time to look- it is price of success
Take time to think- it is a source of power
Take time to read- it is a source of wisdom
Take time to be friendly- it is a way of happiness…

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If u want 2 b happy 4 a short tym, GET DRUNK
If u want 2 b happy 4 a long tym, FALL IN LOV3
But if you want to be Happy forever,
Don't even think of these 2.

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Never break four things in your life:
Trust ..
Promise ..
Relation ..
&
Heart ..
because when they r brkn they dont make noise
but pain a lot ..

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Jo Haqikat hay us haqikat se\"
dur mat jayo lot bh ayo,
ho gaeen phr kisi khyal men gom,
Tom meri aadten na apnayo?

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Little advice to guys :”Always communicate with your girlfriends
as long as your parents
are paying the phone bills!”

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Pyar karo to dhoka mat dena,
Kisi ko aasu ka tohafa mat dena,
Dil se roye koi aapko yaad karke,
Aisa kabhi kisi ko mokka mat dena.

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Aankho me ansu aa jate he, fir bhi labo par hasi rakhani padti hai,
Ye mohabatt bhi kya chiz he yaro, jis se karte hai usi se chhupani padati hai.

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Safed Sari Par Tum Lal Bindi Lagati Ho,
Khuda Kasam Ambulance Nazar Aati Ho,
Vo Ghayal Ko Lekar Jati Hai,
Tum Ghayal Kar ke Jati Ho!

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Pathar pani main na pheko
Usse koi aur bi peta hai
Zindagi jeeni hai tu has kar jiyo
Tumy daikh kar koi aur bi jeeta ha...

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Ishq Ishq Ta Har Koi Karde,
Par Koi Channa( A River) Wich Koodan Nu Tyaar Nahi,
Ki Kahiye Ajj-Kal De Jhuthe Aashiqa Nu,
Dil De Sakde Ne Par Jaan Nahi!

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Toota hai dil par tooti nahi hai aas
Num hai palke magar fir bhi chal rahi hai saans
Chahe ho jitne bhi gum par ye dil nahi hai niraash
Aur khushi ke pal lautenge dil ko hai pura vishwas

Birthday Sms



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Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar per aap ka naam hoga,
Aapke har kadam per duniya ka salaam hoga,
Himmat se mushkilon ka saamna karna,
Hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga.
Happy Birthday

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Har raah aasan ho,
Har raah pe khushiya ho,
Har din khubsoorat ho,
Aisa hi poora jivan ho,
Yahi har din meri dua ho,
Aisa hi tumhara har janamdin ho!!!

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Baar baar yeh din aaye
baar baar yeh dil gaaye
tu jiye hazaro saal
yehi hai meri aarzoo
Happy Birthday To You !!!”

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Suraj roshni le kar aayaa
Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa
Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa
Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya!

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KHUSHI SE BEETE HAR DIN
har suhani rat ho.
JIS TARAF APKE KADAM PADE
vaha phulo ki barsat ho.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

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Pholo ne bola khushbo se
Khushbo ne bola badal se
Badal ne bola lehro se
Lehro ne bola sahil se
Wohi hum kehtey hen dil se
HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO U…

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Is ada ka kya jawab du
apne dost ko kya udhar du
koi acchasa phool hota to mali se mangvata
jo khud gulab he usko kya gulab du
Junam Din Mubarak Ho…

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Deepak me noor Na hota,
Tanha Dil itna majbur na hota,
Hum aapko khud B’day wish karne aate,
Yadi aapka aasiyana itni dur na hota

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Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar per aap ka naam hoga,
Aapke har kadam per duniya ka salaam hoga,
Himmat se mushkilon ka saamna karna,
Hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga.
Happy Birthday

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KHUSHI SE BEETE HAR DIN
har suhani rat ho.
JIS TARAF APKE KADAM PADE
vaha phulo ki barsat ho.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Navratri Sms



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ChaNdaN Ki Khushbu
Resham Ka Haar,
SawaN ki SugaNdh
Barish Ni Fuhar,
Radha Ki Ummide
KaNhaiya Ka Pyar.,
Mubarak Ho Apko NAVARATRI Ka Tyohar., HAPPY NAVARATRI.!

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ChaNdaN Ki Khushbu
Resham Ka Haar,
SawaN ki SugaNdh
Barish Ni Fuhar,
Radha Ki Ummide
KaNhaiya Ka Pyar.,
Mubarak Ho Apko NAVARATRI Ka Tyohar., HAPPY NAVARATRI.!

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N- Nav
A- Arti
V- Vandna
R- Roshni
A- Aradhana
T- Tez
R- Rkhne Wali
A- AMBEY MAA
Hum Sabhi ki Manokamanaye Puri Kare !
** HAPPY**
****NAVRATRA***
***JAI MATA DI***

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Lakshmi ka Hath ho,Saraswati ka Sath ho,Ganesh ka niwas ho,
aur maa durga ke
ashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho….
‘HAPPY NAVRATRI’

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Bajre ki roti,
aam ka achar,
suraj ki kirne, khushiyo ki bahar,
chanda ki chandni, apano ka pyar,
mubarak ho aapko
‘NAVRATRI’
ka tyohar.

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Maa Durge,
Maa Ambe,
Maa Jagdambe,
Maa Bhawani,
Maa Sheetla,
Maa Vaishnao,
Maa Chandi,
Mata Rani meri aur apki manokamna puri karey..
JAI MATA DI.

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Ramji ki mahima
Sita maa ka dhairya
Lakshmana ji ka tej aur
Bharat ji ka tyaag
hum sabko jeevan ki seekh deta rahey.
Happy Chaitra Navratri….

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Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai,
sabke dilo ko shurur milta hai,
jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar,
kuch na kuch jarur milta hai.
SHUBH NAVRATRI.

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PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR HO,
KHUSHIYO KA NAZRANA BESHUMAR HO,
NA RAHE KOI GAM KA
EHSAS; AISA Navratra UTSAV IS saal ho, , . .
HAPPY NAVRATRA.

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Bajre ki roti,
aam ka achar,
suraj ki kirne, khushiyo ki bahar,
chanda ki chandni, apano ka pyar,
mubarak ho aapko

Holi Sms



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Pyar k rang se bharo pichkari,
Sneh k rang se rang do dunia sari,
ye rang na jane na koi baat na boli,
apko advance me mubarak ho Happy Holi.

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Rango tum, rangu mein,
Rangde sara ye jahaan,
Bass hassen aur gale lagen,
Aur bhulen dhusmani ka nishaan !
Holi Mubarak Ho !

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Khuda kare Har Sal chand Ban k aye
Din ka ujala shan Ban k aye
Kabhi dur na ho apke chehre se hansi
Ye Holi Ka teohar aisa mehman ban k aye..

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Rang Udaye Pichkari,
Rang Se Rang Jaye Duniya Sari,
Holi K Rang Aapke Jeevan Ko Rang De,
Ye Shubha Kamana Hai Hmari.

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Tum bhi Jhoome masti main,
Hum bhi jhoome masti main,
Shor hua saari basti main..
Jhoome sab holi ki Masti main..
Mast Mast ye Masti rahe sada aapki Kashti main,
Beet Gayi HOLI fir bhi..
Mubarak ho HOLI bheegi masti Main !

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Phool khilte rahein zindagi ki rah mei,
Hasi chamakti rahi aap ki nigaah mei,
Kadam kadam par mile khusi ki bhaar aapko,
Dil deta hai yehi dua baar baar aaapko….

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Pyar se pyari koi majboori nahi hoti,
kami apno ki kabhi puri nahi hoti,
dilon ka juda hona alag baat hai
nazron se door hona koi doori nahi hoti.

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Fulo Ne Khilna Chhod Diya,
Taro Ne Chamakna Chhod Diya,
Holi Ko Baki Hai 2 Din,
Fir Tumne Abhi Se Q Nahana Chhod Diya.
“Happy Holi”

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Holi Aayi
Satrangi Rango ki bauchar laayi
Dher Saari mithai Or mitha mitha
Pyar laayi
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe
PyarAur khusiyon Se bhari
Happy Holi

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Rangoan Ke Tyohar Main Sabhi Rangoan Ki Ho Bharmaar,
Dher Saari Khushiyoan Se Bhar jaye Aapka Sansaar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan ji Se Hamari Har baar….
Holi Mubarak Ho!

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Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!

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Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,
Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar,
Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar,
Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!

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Oh dear, Holi is Here,
Pinch of Red n a pinch of green,
Joyful colors all are seen,
With love n with happiness..
Wishs of Holi all I mean !!
Dear, wishing you a colourful, joyful and loaded with happiness.
Happy Holi..!

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Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai…

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Holi ki aisi saam, liya prabhu ka naam,
Mhare piya ne pila dayi mohe bhaang
Mhare ko ab koun bachay haye…
Mhare piya holi khelan aye,holi khelan aye!!

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Socha ksi apny sy baat krain,
Apny ksi khaas ko yaad krain,
Kiya jo faisla holi mubarak khny ka,
Dil ny kha kyun na aap sy shruwat karain.
:: HOLI MUBARAK ::

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Best wishes to you for a
Holi filled with sweet moments
and memories to cherish for long.
Happy Holi!

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Bright colors, water balloons,
lavish gujiyas and melodious songs
are the ingredients of perfect Holi.
Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.

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Celebrating the colors
of our beautiful relationship,
I wish you and your family
all the bright hues of life.
Have a colourful holi..

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Just like a red rose that fills the world
with beauty & fragrance… u hav made my life so
 beautiful by being in it. On Holi, the festival
of colors & joy I wanna say thank u 4 all the love
& smiles u hav brought 2 my life. Happy Holi

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Some wordz can be left unsaid
Some feelings can b left unexpressed
Bt person like U can nvr b forgotton on this special day
Happy Holi

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Suraj ki kirnian, taaron ki bahar.
Chand ki chandni, apnon ka pyar.
Hr ghari ho khushaal.
Issi tarha Mubarak ho ap ko yah HOLI ka thwaar!

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Tum bhi Jhoome masti main,
Hum bhi jhoome masti main,
Shor hua saari basti main..
Jhoome sab holi ki Masti main..
Mast Mast ye Masti rahe sada aapki Kashti main,
Beet Gayi HOLI fir bhi..
Mubarak ho HOLI bheegi masti Main !

Janmashtami Sms



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The Day of Love and Fortune
The day of Birth of Lord Krishna
A Lover,Friend & Divine Guru
HAPPY JANMASHTAMI SOPPI

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Hum hai bechen,hai unka..woh aaye es
jagat mai,tab aaye humko chainwo hai.........wo hai KRISHNA
Very-Very Happy Janmashtmi Ji. Lovely
lallu nigam

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murli manohar
ras rachaiya,
kanha jiska naam h.
usi charno mai hum sab
ka hi dham h...
happy janamashtami..

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h
ha
hap
happ
happy
happy b
happy bi
happy bir
happy birt
happy birth
happy birthd
happy birthda
happy birthday
happy birthday to u ...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kanha ji !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Murli Manohar, Brij ke Dhrohar.Wo Nandlala Gopala,
Bansi Ki Dhun Par Sabke Dukh HarneWala.
Sab Milkar Machaye Dhoom Ki Krishna Ane Wala Hai,
Happy Krishna Janmashtami

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Chandan ki Khushbu, Resham ka Haar,
Sawan ki sugandh Barish ki fuhar.
Radha ki Ummid KANHAIYA ka pyar.
Mubarak Ho apko Janmasthmi Ka Tyohaar!!

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Mogra Gulab Mohabat ka paigam nahi hota,
Chand-Chandni ka pyar sare aam nahi hota,
Pyar hota hai maan ki nirmal bhawnao se,
Varna RADHA-KRISHNA ka Naam nhi hota

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YASHOMATI MAIYA SE BOLE NANDLALA.
RADHA KYU FAIR&LOVELY.
MAI KYU JHINGALALA.
BOLI MUKATI MAIYA SUN
MERE LALA.USKA BAP PAISE WALA.
TU GAO KA GWALA ISLIYE KALA...
HAPPY JANMASHTMI

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Radha ka prem
murli ki mithas
makhan ka swad
gopiyon ka raas
inhi se milke banta he
janamashtami ka din khas
happy janmastami

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Ek Radha Ek Meera
Dono ne shyam ko chaaha
ab shyaam pe hai sara bhaar
kis ki preet kare sweekar
Happy janmashtami..

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Chandan ki Khushbu Resham ka
Har Sawan ki sugandh Barish ki
fuhar Radha ki Ummid KANHAIYA ka
pyar Mubarak Ho apko Janmasthmi Ka Tyohaar.

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Gokul me jo kare niwas,
Gopiyo sang jo rachaye raas,
 Devki-Yashoda jinki maiya,
 aise hamare kishan kanhaiya.
May Krishna fulfill all your wishes.
 Happy Janamasthami!

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Aao milkar sajaaye nandal ko,
aao milkar karein gungaan unka,
jo sabko raah dikhaate hai aur sabki bigdi banate hain,
chalo dhoom dhaam se manaaye janmadin unka…
janmashtami ki subhkamnaayein…

Eid Mubarak



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Before the Golden Sun Rise,
let me decorate each of the Rays
with Wishes of Success,
prosperous and Happiness
4 u and 4 ur Family.

Happy Eid Mubarak.

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With petals of roses,
Palm full of holy water,
Light of sunshine,
Fragrance of Flowers

&

Grass with the dew
I wish a very
HAPPY EID 2 YOU

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After 3 days
After 72 hours
After 4320 min
After 259200sec

Every1 will send u this msg but i m the
1st telling u and ur family Eid Mubarak.

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May the magic of dis EID
bring lots of happiness in ur life
& may u celebrate it wid
all ur close friendzzzzzz
& may it fill ur HEART wid love

 I wish a wish for u.
The wish i wish for few.
The wish i wish for u is that
your all wishes come true
so keep on wishing
as my all wishes are with you.
Eid Mubarak

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 Its more than just an Eid wish,
more than a message too.

For it comes with warm and loving thouts
because it’s meant for you.

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 Of all the days to celebrate
this out shines the rest,

Here is hopeing that
this EID is happiest and best

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You are awarded a bouqet of good deeds,
a vase of blessing,
a parachut of glad itdings
4 completing da holy ramadan.

EID MUBARAK

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After few days EID UL ADHA (AZHA) will come,
I m the 1st 1 to wish you EID Mubarak
&
Also sending a cos as your EID Gift.

Festival Sms


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Yeh Ganesh ji ki Murti hai ..
Don’t worry
Forward nahi karna hai..
Pooja karke MOBILE visarjan kar dena..!!

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?? ???? ?? ???? , ?? ???? ????
jaki ???? ??????? , Pita Mahadeva .
?? dant dayavant , ??? bhuja dhari
Mathe sindur sohai , muse ?? savari , ??
???? …
Andhan ?? ankh det ,kodhin ?? KAYA
Banjhan ????? ?? deti , nirdhan ?? ???? , ??
???? ….
?!? chadhe , phul chadhe , ?? chadhe meva
Ladduan ?? bhog ??? , sanht kare ???? , ??
???? ….
?? ???? , ?? ???? , ?? ???? ???? ,
???? jaki Parvata , Pita Mahadeva .

Jai Ganesh Jai Ganesh, Jai Ganesh deva
Mata jaki Parvati, Pita Mahadeva.
Ek dant dayavant, char bhuja dhari
Mathe sindur sohai, muse ki savari, Jai
Ganesh…
Andhan ko ankh det, kodhin ko kaya
Banjhan ko putra det, nirdhan ko maya, Jai
Ganesh….
Pan chadhe, phul chadhe, aur chadhe meva
Ladduan ka bhog lage, saht kare seva, ,Jai
Ganesh….
Jai Ganesh, Jai Ganesh, Jai Ganesh deva,
Mata jaki Parvata, Pita Mahadeva.
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1.Gajanana ???? Ganaraya aadi vandu tujha Moraya .
????? ????? Morya !
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Gajanana Shri Ganaraya aadi vandu tujha Moraya.
Ganpati Bappa Morya!
Mangal Murti Morya!

JAY GANESH..!

Mangal murti morya!!!

Jay ganesh deva

Ganapati bappa morya

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??? ????? ??? tum ??? raho ?? ???? ????
??? ????? ?? ?????? ???? ?? ??? ????????? ka?ta ??? .
???? ??????????? ????? ????? ???? ??? ??
?? ??? ????? ??? ?? ???? ????? ???? ???????? ??? ?? rakhe .

I wish u HAPPY GANESH PUJA and
I pray to God for ur prosperous life.
May you find all the delights of life,
may ur all dreams come true.
My best wishes will always be with you
and I wish that KRISHNA always shower your blessings on me.

3.
???? ?? ?????? ?? ??? miltahai
sbke dilon ?? surur milta ?? ,
jobhi jaata ???? ?? dwaar ?? ,
??? ? ??? zarror milta ??
” ?? ???? ???? “

GANESH ki jyoti se noor miltahai
sbke dilon ko surur milta hai,
jobhi jaata hai GANESHA ke dwaar,
kuch na kuch zarror milta hai
“JAI SHREE GANESHA”
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4.

GANESHPUJA ?? subh apsar ??
???? sab doston ?? subh kamnaye .
ES tyohar ?? aApko LAAKHON khusi hasil ??
Asatya ????? ????? ???? ?? ??? ??
Chahe ?? ???? ?? ???
apno ?? ????? ??? ?? .

GANESHPUJA ke subh apsar per
Mere sab doston ko subh kamnaye.

Ish tyohar per apko hazaro khusi hasil ho
Asatya per hamesha satya ki jeet ho
Chahe aap kahin bhi rahe
Hamesha apno ka sath ho.

5.
??? ?? jaldii ?? nendh aagai ,
???? ?? uthay ???? CHATURTHI aagai ..

Socha ?? ?? ???? ???? ?????? ???u,
Daikha ?? ?? ??? ??? ???? aagai

Raat ko jaldii sE nendh aagai,
Subah uthay to GANESH CHATURTHI aagai..

Socha send karon aap ko GANESHA PUJA sms,
Daikha to aap ki miss call already aagai
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This, is a special time when family
And friends get together,for fun.
Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,
In this festive season of GANESHA PUJA and always!!!!!!!!
“Happy GANESH PUJA”

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8.” ?? ?? ?? ?? yaha … … dhan ?? ????? ?? ,
??????? ??? ?? … vas … ?? , sankatto ?? …. ??? … ??
?? ??? ?? aapka … ??? … ?? , unnati ?? ?? ?? … ??? … ??
???? ?? ????? ?? …. vas … ??
?????? *???? ???? *

“aaj se aap ke yaha…dhan… ki barsat ho,
maa laxmi ka… vas… ho, sankatto ka…. nash… ho
har dil pE aapka… raj… ho, unnati ka sIr pE… taj… ho
ghar Aapke shanti ka…. vas… ho
* Happy GANESH PUJA *
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9.
Kaamyabi ???????? ??? chume ,
Khushiyan ???????? charo ?? ?? ,

????? ?? ???? ????????? karne ?? ??? ,
??? ???? ??? Ccommison to doge na!

???? ???? ?????? ( ????? kanjoos ) ????? ?? ???
????? ?? ??? ?? kidding .

?????? ???? ????

Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,

Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
tum mujhe kuch to commission do!

To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) FRIEND
Just kidding as always.

Happy ganesh puja
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10.

??? ?? shuruvat ??? ?? hoti ?? ,
?????? ?? shuruvat ????? ?? ?? hoti ,
????? ?? shuruvat apno ?? ?? ?? hoti
apno ?? shuruvat aapse hoti ?? .
?????? * * ?????? ???? ????

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy ganesha puja*
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11.
????? ?? ???? , Nimbu ?? Aachar ,
???? ?? Kirne , Khushiyo ?? ???? ,
???? ?? ChandANIi , Apno ?? ????? ?? ,
?????? ?? Aapko , ???? ???? ?? Tyohar

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki ChandANIi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, GANESHA PUJA ka Tyohar

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12.
???? ???? ?? ???? ?? ??? ?? ????? ???? ,
Dukhon ?? naas ???? .
????? ?? phuljhari ??? anar ???? ?? ?? ???? kare
????? ?? diye aapki jingagi ??? khusiya layen .
?????? ???? ????

Sri ganesh ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen,
Dukhon ka naas karen.
Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare.
Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi meIN khusiya layen.
Happy ganesh puja
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13.
Khushian ????????? ?? ,
????? ??? ?? ? ?? ,
?????? ?? surur chaya ??? ??? ,
dhan ?? shorat ?? bauchar ?? ,
??? ?? ???? ??? ???? ???? ?? TYOHAR

Khushian ho overflow,
masti kabhi na ho low,
dosti ka surur chaya rahe,
dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar,
aisa aaye aapke liye GANESHA PUJA KA TYOHAR

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14.
This GANESH PUJA I’m sending you CASH:
C-care
A-affection
S-smiles
H-hugs
please do accept with love.. Good luck and have a happy GANESHA pUJA

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15.
Apako ???? ?? ???????? milE.
??????? ?? ?????? ???e .
??????? ?? ???? ???e.
Khushiya ???e Rab ?? .
????? ???e Sab ?? .
Yahi duwa ?? ??? ??.
?????? ???? ????

Apako ashirwad milai Ganesh se.
Vidya mile Saraswati se.
Daulat mile Laxmi se.
Khushiya mile Rab se.
Pyaar mile Sab se.
Yahi duwa hai is dil se.

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16.?? ??? Mangte ?? ?? ???? ????? ?? …
Chahte ?? Aapki ????? imaan ?? ,
Sab Hasratein ???? ?? Aapki,
?? ?? Muskaraye ??? ?? ??? ??! !
?????? ???? ????

Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se…
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.
A Bliss from Inside

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1.
With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

2.
|———–|
| “–.__.–” | Here is
|———–| my
GREETING 4 you.
Kindly open it….

$========$
( HAPPY (
( DIWALI (
) & )
( Prosperous )
( New Year )

3.
Khushian ho overflow,
masti kabhi na ho low,
dosti ka surur chaya rahe,
dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar,
aisa aaye aapke liye DIWALI KA TYOHAR

4.
Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen,Dukhon ka naas karen.
Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare.
Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya layen. Happy deepawali

5.
I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI…

6.
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se…
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success

7.
U”ve
!”–.___.–”! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it…
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
§ H A P P Y §
§ D I W A L I §
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
Have a Nice Day!

8.
Deepak ka prakash har pal aapke Jivan me ek nayi roshni de,
bas yahi shubhkamna hai hamari aapke liye Diwali ke is pawan
avsar par. !! Happy Diwali !!

9.
May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and
dear ones lives.
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest
happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.

10.
Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha,
Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha…
* * * Happy Diwali * *

11.
All wishing you a very very
With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A”S…
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!

12.
Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka…. Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho…
Happy Diwali

13.
Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye, “Happy Diwali

14.
Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,
duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali!

15.
Today’s the `Festival of Lights’ all o’er;
A joyful day for minds and hearts and souls;
And people throng the Temples to offer,
Prayers, resolving to take better roles.
And most of them are richly clad and clean,
And eat such dainty foods and sweets with mirth;
Whilst noisy crackers burst, their lights are seen,
It seems to be a happy day on Earth!
But are there not hearts woe-filled, very sad?
Denied of laughter, smiles for days;
Today’s the triumph of Good over bad;
But what about the wastage in much ways?
True joy is when you see someone else smile!
True charity gives joy in Heav’nly style.

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