Exams Sms

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Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

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Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

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Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

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EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.


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Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…

Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??


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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

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Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kia jaye
Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kia jaye

Na jane kon sa dard dia hy is parhai ne
Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye


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Movie titles related to eng students:
exams – socha na tha,
classes – kabhi kabhi,
question papers – na tum jano na hum,
copying – yaarana,
maths2 – asambhav,
maths1 – mission impossible,
environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester – kuch to hai,
2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction – kal ho na ho,
1st class – raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class – dil mange more
fail – phir milenge

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Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

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koi chez bewafai se barh ker kia hogi,

Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

Kisi ko daini ho jawani main saza,

to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

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After Our Exams,
Our Books ll Sing A Song,
Guess Which Song???



Guess……!!!


“Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me”:-)

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Har Sawal Se Dut Kar Ladna..
Phanikney Me Kami Mat Karna..
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna..
Aur Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna..
Aage Waley Ka Paper Apna Samajhna..

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Atif Aslam Live In An Exam
Kuch Is Tarah…

Teri Copy, Meri Copy Se Miladay,

Answer Teray…Saaray Mujhay Paper Pe Chapa Day,

Tu Her Ghari Her Waqt Sir K Sath Raha Hai,

Han Yeh Jism Bloody Fool Abhi Kaanp Raha Hai,

Jo Solution Hain Ye Teray…Unhain Tu Mera Pata Dey!

Kuch Is tarhan Tera Paper Mere Paper se Milade

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Students k Dard ko University Kya Jane

College K Riwajon ko Parents Kya Jane

Hoti hai Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Main

Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane….

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WHY V Dnt study da whole year and spend sleeples nyts durng EXAMS?
Bcz,

Sahil k sukon se hame inkar nhi
pr..
TUFANO se kashti nikalne ka maza he or hai.

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EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,

Student sarey jage.

Dekho pakro yaron,

Ghadi k kaante bhaage.

Ek pariksha khatam,to doji

shuru ho gayi MAAMU.”

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Yahoooooooooo……!





Exam ki sari tayyari hogai

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Pen

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Pencil

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Scale

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Eraser

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Sab tayari hogai
Ab Bus





Perhna baki hai…..

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Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhy 90% lanay hain,kuch bhi kar

Baita: nahi abba main to is bar 100% laonga.

Baap: Kiyon mazak kar raha hai?

Baita: shuru kisnay kia….

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A MBA Student to a Sweeper:”Mere paas degree hai,knowledge hai,4
logo main izzat hai…teray paas kya hai?”….
   
Sweeper proudly:”Mery paas naukri hai”….

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Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)
Exam Pas Aye Dil Ghabraye
UNIVERSITY ne NaJane Kya Paper Banaye,
Abto Mera Pen Ruk Ruk K Chalta Hai
Kya Karon Haye
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

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3 sardar after exam

1st:Yar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Maine bhi!!!

3rd:Shit yar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hey:p

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Lets Play A GAME..

Its Very Interesting..

Ready?

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START..
Kia Start?

Kameenay Parh Lay

Her Waqt Khelne Ki Pari Rehti Hai.

Exams Horahe Hain…