Fool Sms

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Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...

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Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.
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Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli,
 nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,.....
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

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Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai

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If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they
say you are stupid,be cool but if they
 say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

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I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,
kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.
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Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen
 unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger
kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

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jinhe aadat hai bhul jane ki,
hum unhe hi yad karte hai,
jisne hamare chaman ko pattharo se tora hai,
hum aaj bhi unke liye fariyad karte hai

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You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

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sabse smart koun TUM sabse strong
koun TUM in sab me TUM se jyada
koun HUM Lekin duniya me sabse
acche dost kaun HUM TUM

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Kuch rishte anjaane me ho jate hain
Pehle dil fir zindgi se jud jate hain
Kehte hain us daur ko dosti jisme
Dil se dil na jaane kab mil jate hain

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Aasman me ur raha tha ghode wah wah
Aasman me ur rahe the ghode abe chutiya
k lode kabbi dekha aasman m udte
ghodeAasman me ur raha tha ghode wah wah Aasman

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1 Stone is enough 2 brk a glass
1 Sentence is enough 2 break a heart
1 Sec is enough 2 fall in luv But
why d hell 1 lesson isn t enough 2 PASS in Xam

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Meri Mohabbt Pe Yakeen Kar Na Shaq
Kar Meri Hasi Ko Dekh Kar Mere Dil
Ko Cheer Kar Dekhlo Fir Na Rona Har
Tukde Pe Apna Chehra Dekh Kar

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Ashiyana Jo Dil Ne Basana Chaha
Sari Duniya Ne Use Mitana Chaha Wo
Jane Q Humse Door Hote Chle Gaye
Jinhe Hamne Sirf Apna Banana Chaha

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Life doesn t provide warranties
and Guarantiees It only provides
possibilities and opportunities for
those who dare to make best use of it

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Govt Passed a new rule Beautiful girls
and handsome boys have to pay personality
Tax Don t smile iknow U are
safe But Meri to vaat lag gayi

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Aisi dosti hamari mai kasti tu savari
mai dhanush tu teer mai matar tu panir
mai varsha tu badal mai rajma tu chawal
mai HOT tu COOL mai aprail tu FOOL

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Ek black african girl ko god ne pankh de
diye khushi se boli WoW God kya ab mE pari
ban gayi hu God nhi pagli tu ab
chamgadad ban gayi hai

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Sir Bacho Bure Kaam Karne Wale Kaha
Pe Jate Hai Student Sir Bure Kaam
Karne Wale Indra Park Victoria Park
Shopping Mall Aur PVR Jate Hai

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Har Mahfil Har Dil Bhi Royega Jahan
Dubegi Meri Kisti wo Sahil Bhi Royega
Itna Pyar Bikher Denge Hum Zmin par K
Katal Karne K Baad Mera Katil Bhi Royega